Pornography

Porn is a complicated matter – at least in Germany. Common sense tells us that consensual sexuality between adults does not need to be regulated.

The german legislation has a different view. In the attempt to protect children from sexual abuse, they have thrown them out with the bathwater and the adults with them.

We are allowed to sell you the toy and other porn magazines in the shop if we check that you are over 18. But we are not allowed to send them to you by post, even if we have your birth certificate! A minor could steal the magazine from the postman’s pocket and suffer irreparable psychological damage through pornography – terrible, that idea!

However, if you have a trade licence and resell magazines and DVDs, none of this applies. Do you understand? We don’t!

Other European countries are much more progressive in their legislation. However, the hysteria about child porn blocks any objective discussion of this admittedly sensitive topic.

In other words: we do stock DVDs, videos and magazines, but only in our shop in Bremen! And you can only get in after an ID check, citizenship test and body search.

In our catalogue chapter “Adult” you will find greeting cards and books. Here, the artistic aspect is in the foreground, which is why sales remain permitted. However, there are persistent rumours that Mike Gorden’s “Empath” could also be used as one-handed literature. But you are a good boy and don’t do that!